Prudence The Pretty Piglet
So, Mummy keeps telling me that I have to eat proper food. This means that I have to eat the food that she and Daddy eat and not just bread for dinner. I don’t see what the big deal is. I like lots of things like yoghurt, bread, apples, oranges, ice cream, lollies and my favourite is chocolate. I like nuggets and chips from McDonald’s too. Mummy keeps telling me that there’s chicken in my nuggets and if I’ll eat that, why won’t I eat the chicken she makes? Well, I know that there’s no chicken in my nuggets that’s just silly. Nuggets look yummy and Mummy’s chicken looks too yucky. She always says, “taste some Maya” but I don’t want to. Why should I taste something that looks yucky? Zaliyah likes bacon and chicken and stuff but I don’t. When I was a baby Mummy used to read this book to me called “Prudence the Pretty Piglet”. It was my favourite except when Daddy would read it he would call it “Prudence the Tasty Piglet”. Mummy would get cross because Daddy would say that piglets are yummy to eat. I don’t eat chickens because I think they’re cute and they cluck and why would you want to eat them? It’s too yucky. Sometimes when Mummy forgets to lock the bathroom I go in there and eat toothpaste. It tastes yummy. Mummy says eating toothpaste will give me a tummy ache but I’ve done it heaps of times and it doesn’t! Besides, I think eating chicken would give you a tummy ache because maybe it would cluck inside your tummy. That’s so yucky.
One day Mummy said I had to eat my porridge or I couldn’t eat anything else for the rest of the day. So after a while I got really dizzy and looked sad so Mummy bought me McDonalds.