Jewels, Princesses and Santa
I don’t think Mummy’s very happy with me today. All because I spilt apple juice all over the couch while I was trying to grab the phone from her while she was talking to Granny. I just wanted to have my turn! Sometimes if I complain a lot she’ll give me a turn. I make my voice really noisy and say “Ma pleeeeeease” over and over again.
She says I keep making lots of mess but I don’t mean to. Like today I found some of Mummy’s hand cream in a drawer and I just wanted to make my hands smell nice but the cream went all over the rug, the couch and the floor. Mummy was so much angry. She said, “Maya, go and sit in the naughty corner until I’m finished cleaning up this mess you made!” I left the naughty corner after a while to see if she was finished and told her that she was making more mess than I did! She was splashing soapy water everywhere. It looked like so much fun so I asked her if I could have a turn. Her face looked angry and purple. I was happy that it was purple because it’s my favourite colour. Maybe tomorrow I will see if Mummy’s face will be that pretty purple colour again.
My favourite thing to do at the moment is to take all my clothes off, put on some pretty shoes and run around the house. It’s better to take your clothes off when you have on pretty shoes so that you can see them better. Mummy keeps saying “put your clothes back on Maya!” but I don’t want to. Except, I love to wear my pink princess crown and pink skirt that Nana made for me. It’s pink with sparkly silver things on it. I like to wear it every day even though Mummy says it’s dirty and needs to be washed. If Mummy puts on some other clothes for me I just take them off again. I’d rather have no clothes on than ugly clothes Mummy keeps putting on for me. Sometimes Mummy says “I just can’t deal with this today.” Maybe if Mummy wore a pretty pink skirt and princess crown she’d be happy like me.
My Princess Clothes
Look at how cool I look in this photo. I couldn’t find one of my ballet slippers but I thought, one is better than none. I hope you like my sunglasses. They’re not purple but that’s okay. I’m going to ask Santa for some purple sunglasses, purple shoes that go ‘click clack’, some jewels and a beautiful dress. Mummy says that Santa is watching to see if I’m being a good girl so I’ve been extra good. I told Mummy that I hope that Santa could see the big poo I did on the toilet this morning and maybe he’d be proud of me. I told Mummy that when we go to the shops to see Santa I’m going to show him my knickers so he’ll see what a big girl I am now. Mummy said that it wasn’t a good idea and I shouldn’t show my knickers to anyone. I think that’s silly because if Santa can see when I’m sleeping and awake then he’s already seen my knickers anyway!
I tried to tell Zaliyah about Santa yesterday. I told her she should be a good girl or she won’t get a present for Christmas. She said, “Okay Maya.” So I said, “Zaliyah, can I have a turn on your bike?” and she said “No Maya.” So I said, “Sharing is caring Zaliyah!” Zaliyah said some rude words to me then and Mummy and Granny told her off. I don’t know what it meant, and Mummy won’t let me write it here because she said it’s an “F” word and it’s too naughty.
Sometimes Zaliyah and I don’t like to share…here’s a video of us trying to share Grandpa’s guitar..
Sharing is caring
November 13th, 2009 at 12:53 am
lol that made my morning. Maya looks like she is having a lot of fun and i agree purple is a excellent colour for mummy’s face (as its my favourite colour). I can see Maya and Zaliyah must be quite a hand full together, just wait till they are teenagers! =)