School
Yesterday Mummy was talking on the phone to someone about me starting school. I’m excited because at school they have a playground and I love the playground. Today I did a big poo in the toilet and showed Mummy and she said, “You’re almost ready for school Maya” and put some knickers on for me. I got a chocolate but it was only one, so I asked her for a lolly too. I didn’t get the lolly yet so maybe I’ll need to go back to the toilet. I might just sit there and wait for the poo to come out.
I didn’t get to go to the acriroom on Sunday because Daddy’s head was still sore, but Baba came over and brought me 4 kinder surprise chocolates. I quickly ate 2 eggs while Mummy and Daddy were making lunch. Then Baba gave me some of the biscuits she made. I don’t like eating the food Mummy and Daddy make, it’s too yucky. Mummy made pasta and she said, “try some Maya” but it was too slippery and looked like big fat worms. I don’t like worms, they’re too yucky. Mummy says that Zaliyah eats everything and she’ll be big and strong. I’m getting big and strong because I eat all my vitamins, so I don’t see what the big deal is.
The man came to cut our grass yesterday and he knocked on the door. Mummy was still in her pyjamas and her hair was sticking up so she ran into her room and said “shh Maya” because I yelled at her that someone was at the door. She said, “I’m in the shower Maya” but she wasn’t she was just standing in her room making a shh noise to me. I tried to open the door for the man but I couldn’t. Sometimes ladies come to the door with special books and talk about Jesus and Mummy hides then too. I sometimes try to talk to them from the front window and tell them Mummy’s playing hide and seek in her room.
Yesterday Zaliyah came over to play with me. It was fun. We did paintings and glued coloured paper onto a drawing of a turtle. Mummy kept telling us to be careful but it was so much fun to throw the sprinkles everywhere. GG helped Zaliyah to paint and glue because I think she wanted to have a turn too. Mummy should have given her some paper too. Afterwards, Mummy said, “I’m so stressed” and vacuumed up the mess. I love to vacuum and I think Mummy does too because she does it almost every day. Zaliyah is fun to play with but sometimes she plays with my toys and I don’t like that because it’s mine. I pull her hair or sometimes scratch her face if she doesn’t listen. She cries really loud when I do that and then I get in trouble and have to go to the naughty corner. I don’t like the naughty corner, it’s too yucky. One time when Daddy put me there I said, “I’m scared” so Mummy said, “Shame Edin, she can probably see shadows or something.” and she let me come out. I tried to say I’m scared every time now but the last time Mummy said, “Too bad Maya, maybe you won’t be naughty next time.” I’ve been really good now. When Mummy starts to count I usually stop being naughty before she gets to 3. Sometimes if Zaliyah or I are naughty at Granny’s house she’ll give us lollies to stop us from crying.